The Unglamorous Truths About Working From Home- PART 4- You become a fan of Jeremy Kyle
Continued: 8 reasons to NOT work at home (Revisited)
I live in organised chaos
Sitting for long periods has made my bottom the size of the moon
I walk around leaving jobs half done like some lost mental patient
I have now become a huge fan of Jeremy Kyle- This is no joke it actually happened.
No-one else does any house work because apparently that is my job being at home all day
The animals create opportunities to distract me from my work at ANY given opportunity.
I have become a social recluse and I am a midget gem away from creating a friend out of a football.
For sale sites and eBay have become the most effective way of spending my earnings……………boom!!
Point 4: FOR THE LOVE OF JEREMY
Becoming a huge fan of Jeremy Kyle. Sometimes I like a bit of background noise and occasionally put the TV on downstairs (even though I’m upstairs, makes no sense really) This is what happened one day on my routine trot downstairs for a drink and a kit kat. I walked through the living room and noticed Jeremy kicking off at someone. Obviously this is on TV not in my living room. I thought for one minute that I knew the guy he was kicking off at.
I backtracked to the end of sofa and sat down. I am slightly alarmed at this point that my butt knew where the sofa was whilst I was facing the other way. Anyway I was intrigued with what the outcome was …did he or did he not have an affair?
I have to admit I found it a bit hard to believe.
And that my friends, is where it all started. I became hooked. So I try not to get involved with the discussions but find myself shouting at the TV screen. I now believe Jeremy is a huge source of entertainment. To be honest though I did used to have a big crush of old jezza. I can’t remember where it started. Probably at the same time I developed a crush on Noel Edmonds (True story) I think I had a thing for TV presenters and of course Philip Schofield, but lets face it he is a silver Fox isn’t he ? I might add, just so I’m not unfaithful to my long term crush, that no one stands up to the almightly Iron Man AKA RDJ...I have loved him since the tender age of 13. Incidentally RDJ - Robert Downey Jnr- is the only man I can run off with. I have it in writing by my beloved husband…
He lives in hope.
Anyway I digress. My little tip for you is to keep the TV off or avoid ITV because you will get hooked…
